Odoriferous Zephyrs

afternoonsnoozebutton:

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

Ugh, I hate it when my boyfriends turn out to be Illuminati.

Illuminati

(Source: puppyrude)

January 26, 2012, 9:26pm

1. poisonyouko reblogged this from jideni3 and added:

   Why can’t you love me for the way I am!

2. octobertryst reblogged this from zerofailure and added:

   Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.

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   Yep I’m in the illuminati:)

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    I didn’t know it was a euphemism… I do like this idea here thought ^

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    It was impossible for me not to think he was ACTUALLY A BIKE when “infested with ants” is right next to it.

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    that was my first thought too LOL

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